tikiwanderer ([info]tikiwanderer) wrote,
@ 2008-05-17 16:54:00
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The tank building exercise
In hindsight, scheduling a tank-building session on a day that every weather forecast in the last week had been predicting hail for was not a great idea. I knew it wasn't going to hail, and it didn't. However. If you woke up on Saturday morning and looked out your window, it was not exactly what you'd call "inspiring".

I turned up anyway, because if anyone really was game enough to turn up in the steady, drenching, very cold rain then darnit, I should be there. Though I sincerely hoped for their own sakes that no-one did. I spent the first hour or so chatting with my co-manager Steve about how the project was going and what strategies we needed to be thinking about, then he was getting a bit cold and wet and went home. I stayed around til well into the time that the second session would have started. I knew that the rain would back off by lunchtime, so there was a chance that anyone who'd actually been keen might emerge from their cocoon, sniff the sky and think "I'll risk it" for the second half. But no. By 1 pm it was still raining (though only marginally, it had backed off as expected), it was still FREAKING COLD, and I was still the only one there. So I went home and curled up with James under lots of blankets.

So no tank building. Apparently Scott did come (thank you!) but must have missed me by only a couple of minutes. I attempted to build a module on my own thinking that well, the more I did now, the less I'd have to do later, and if I was going to be here for a couple of hours anyway that could equal ten modules. But it was actually too cold for my hands to manage it, even with gloves - I got less than halfway through the first module before I had to stop because my fingers weren't working anymore. It didn't help that this was the day that the temperature kept going down all morning - the minimum temperature for the day was actually at about 11:30 or 12. So it really *was* cold.



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[info]dcrisp
2008-05-18 09:43 pm UTC (link)
SO when are you going to build the tank now? if its after next Saturday I would love to help.

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[info]japester
2008-05-19 03:50 am UTC (link)
I was wondering for a while, and still am, what *kind* of tank are you building?

Knowing you, it's entirely possible that it could be the kind that holds water, or the kind that holds artillery.

::ponders::

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[info]sjl
2008-05-19 10:50 am UTC (link)
Not the type that holds various types of gas? (asks the scuba diver. :P )

But yes, if there's a reschedule, I'm definitely up for it.

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[info]tikiwanderer
2008-05-20 09:41 pm UTC (link)
-giggles- Ah, you know me so well! But it's water. Really. In fact, it's a water tank composed exclusively of holes, which has had a few of my volunteer constructioneers just a little puzzled. But I like that kind of paradox -grin-.

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[info]leahcim
2008-05-19 08:39 am UTC (link)
Ahh, you melbournians and your crazy weather. ;)

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[info]gutter_monkey
2008-05-19 09:08 am UTC (link)
You skinny people and your low surface-area-to-mass ratios. How the heck did your kind survive the Ice Age. I'll tell you how - by huddling in the nice warm cave while fat guys like me were out killing mammoths, that's how!!
:P

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[info]tikiwanderer
2008-05-20 10:46 am UTC (link)
Ah, see, I spent that ten thousand years or so back on the savannah. If there was ever a time to go visit Mom, that was it...

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[info]dr_bangs
2008-05-21 07:15 am UTC (link)
Oh, I thought of you guys on Sat and wonderred if anything would happen! I being the cold hater that I am, would only have got there with a: a lift, and B: a full body wetsuit as underware, something that alas I don't own!!! but I am technically curious as to how that thing can be built and guaranteed not to leak?

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[info]tikiwanderer
2008-05-21 11:45 am UTC (link)
Well, if you put enough holes together, their essential "holeness" takes over. They start channelling the essential universal energetic imprint of their evolutionary ancestor, the black hole, and become able to contain physical matter without releasing it. However, controlling this remarkable and unintuitive example of the laws of physics at works requires a certain mathematical tuning. In particular, the placement of the holes next to each other so that their boundaries coincide perfectly in exactly the same way. If you do this, they become, well, "whole". And as long as you don't put more water in the hole than fits, it doesn't fall out.

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[info]dr_bangs
2008-05-21 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Yep, I could see lots of technical problems!
the first of which is how do you get the water out again, and what do you do about all the hawking radiation coming from the inlet pipe? Now, the clincher: Could water thus processed kill Ivy???

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